Betty Van Velsen - Revision history

imported>Steve McRae: Reverted edits by Betty van Velsen (talk) to last version by Steve McRae

2018-05-29T03:31:30Z

Reverted edits by Betty van Velsen (talk) to last version by Steve McRae

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	During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.		During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.

			She also asserted that the Earth produced it's own light.

	She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.		She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.
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	Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty allegedly, earlier to the conversation, had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking English (technically) and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.		Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty allegedly, earlier to the conversation, had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking English (technically) and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.

	Things did not go well ~~for the globers~~. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
	* Six or seven deep breaths		* Six or seven deep breaths
	* Putting away that suicide knife. Yes, all of them.		* Putting away that suicide knife. Yes, all of them.

imported>Betty van Velsen at 22:02, 28 May 2018

2018-05-28T22:02:45Z

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	During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.		During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.

	~~She also asserted that the Earth produced it's own light.~~

	She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.		She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.
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	Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty allegedly, earlier to the conversation, had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking English (technically) and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.		Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty allegedly, earlier to the conversation, had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking English (technically) and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.

	Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Things did not go well for the globers. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
	* Six or seven deep breaths		* Six or seven deep breaths
	* Putting away that suicide knife. Yes, all of them.		* Putting away that suicide knife. Yes, all of them.

imported>Steve McRae at 17:02, 26 May 2018

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	During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.		During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.

			She also asserted that the Earth produced it's own light.

	She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.		She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.

imported>House Escalus at 15:00, 8 April 2018

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	* An extra-large condom		* An extra-large condom
	* Another extra-large condom (for the other head)		* Another extra-large condom (for the other head)
	* An overdose on Aspirin ~~tablet~~		* An overdose on Aspirin tablets
	* A waterproof receptacle		* A waterproof receptacle
	* Obamacare		* Obamacare

imported>House Escalus at 14:56, 8 April 2018

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	Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
	* Six or seven deep breaths		* Six or seven deep breaths
			* Putting away that suicide knife. Yes, all of them.
	* A small nuclear bunker		* A small nuclear bunker
	* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts		* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts
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	* An extra-large condom		* An extra-large condom
	* Another extra-large condom (for the other head)		* Another extra-large condom (for the other head)
			* An overdose on Aspirin tablet
	* A waterproof receptacle		* A waterproof receptacle
	* Obamacare		* Obamacare
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	* A Kitten		* A Kitten
	* A Football (so you don't kick the Kitten)		* A Football (so you don't kick the Kitten)
	* An overdose on Aspirin tablets
	* [pending]
	Once this ultimate level of protection has been achieved, you '''<u>MIGHT</u>''' be safe while watching this hangout. Maybe.		Once this ultimate level of protection has been achieved, you '''<u>MIGHT</u>''' be safe while watching this hangout. Maybe.

	[Details of conversation pending][[Category:GDC Member]]		[Details of conversation pending][[Category:GDC Member]]
	[[Category:Flat Earthers]]		[[Category:Flat Earthers]]

imported>House Escalus at 13:05, 7 April 2018

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	Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
			* Six or seven deep breaths
	* A small nuclear bunker		* A small nuclear bunker
	* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts		* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts
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	* A large Butcher's Knife		* A large Butcher's Knife
	* An extra-large condom		* An extra-large condom
	* A ~~nearby~~ waterproof receptacle		* Another extra-large condom (for the other head)
			* A waterproof receptacle
	* Obamacare		* Obamacare
	* The Bible (KJV Recommended)		* The Bible (KJV Recommended)
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	* Bubble wrap, packing peanuts, and lots of pillows to cushion yourself and the objects and people around you		* Bubble wrap, packing peanuts, and lots of pillows to cushion yourself and the objects and people around you
	* A Kitten		* A Kitten
	* A ~~football~~ (so you don't kick the Kitten)		* A Football (so you don't kick the Kitten)
	* An overdose on Aspirin tablets		* An overdose on Aspirin tablets
	* [pending]		* [pending]

imported>House Escalus at 23:29, 6 April 2018

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	== Betty Vs GeoStreber ==		== Betty Vs GeoStreber ==
	Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty ~~had~~ allegedly, earlier to the conversation had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking ~~english~~ and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.		Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty allegedly, earlier to the conversation, had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking English (technically) and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.

	Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:

imported>House Escalus: Updated

2018-04-06T23:22:18Z

Updated

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	== Betty Vs GeoStreber ==		== Betty Vs GeoStreber ==
	Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. ~~Slightly~~. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, I cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:		Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Betty had allegedly, earlier to the conversation had received coaching from [[Quantum Eraser]] on how exactly to be as annoying and semantic as metaphysically possible while still speaking english and without being struck down by divine intervention in an act of heavenly mercy. These claims, while as-of-yet unsubstantiated, are almost certainly true.

			Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Not even slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
	* A small nuclear bunker		* A small nuclear bunker
	* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts		* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts
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	* < 3 layers of straitjackets		* < 3 layers of straitjackets
	* A Phone with a suicide hotline on speed-dial		* A Phone with a suicide hotline on speed-dial
			* A healthy dose of scientifically-minded content beforehand
			* Bubble wrap, packing peanuts, and lots of pillows to cushion yourself and the objects and people around you
			* A Kitten
			* A football (so you don't kick the Kitten)
			* An overdose on Aspirin tablets
	* [pending]		* [pending]
	Once this ultimate level of protection has been achieved, you '''<u>MIGHT</u>''' be safe while watching this hangout. Maybe.		Once this ultimate level of protection has been achieved, you '''<u>MIGHT</u>''' be safe while watching this hangout. Maybe.

imported>House Escalus: Updated.

2018-04-06T23:02:53Z

Updated.

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	She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.		She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.
	[[Category:GDC Member]]
			== Betty Vs GeoStreber ==
			Betty, to the surprise of literally no one, was no less of an idiot in the waning months of 2018. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5y_XQWGk0 For over two hours] on the sixth of April, Betty had a long conversation with [[GeoStreber]] about the nature of scientific models, evidence, and the apparently incomprehensible concept of an "independent variable." Things did not go well. At all. Even a little bit. Slightly. I, as a person who values your health and wellbeing, I cannot recommend watching it without adequate mental and physical protection. This includes, but is certainly not limited to:
			* A small nuclear bunker
			* 33 pairs of extra-strength oven-mitts
			* German Absinth, Russian Vodka, Scottish Scotch, American Bud Light and 666 grams of Catholic Holy Water
			* A Faraday Cage
			* Subscription to "Masochists' Monthly Magazine"
			* A large Butcher's Knife
			* An extra-large condom
			* A nearby waterproof receptacle
			* Obamacare
			* The Bible (KJV Recommended)
			* < 3 layers of straitjackets
			* A Phone with a suicide hotline on speed-dial
			* [pending]
			Once this ultimate level of protection has been achieved, you '''<u>MIGHT</u>''' be safe while watching this hangout. Maybe.

			[Details of conversation pending][[Category:GDC Member]]
	[[Category:Flat Earthers]]		[[Category:Flat Earthers]]

imported>House Escalus at 15:36, 3 September 2017

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	She claimed that, on a flat Earth, that you could see the Southern Cross when looking to the South in the Southern Hemisphere (no shit). Since this is what we actually see, this means to Betty that we must be living on a a flat Earth, a "model" she considers to be the ''"default"'' position in regard to the shape of the Earth.		She claimed that, on a flat Earth, that you could see the Southern Cross when looking to the South in the Southern Hemisphere (no shit). Since this is what we actually see, this means to Betty that we must be living on a a flat Earth, a "model" she considers to be the ''"default"'' position in regard to the shape of the Earth.

	During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction, by for example exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.		During the '''''3 hour long''' ''debate, the global mortality rate for all demographics increased by approximately 10.48% due to extreme facepalm impaction by, for example, exclaiming ''"[in that drawing per the globe model] the sun is light-years away"''. This has led to Reds Rhetoric announcing to all that he would be releasing a new range of [https://youtu.be/Mh835unue5w?t=1m24s face pancaking] resistant oven mitts.

	She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and Gravity are ''"just so stories"''.		She also believes that the Big Bang, [[Evolution]], the CMB, Redshift, and [[Gravity]] are ''"just so stories"''.
	[[Category:GDC Member]]		[[Category:GDC Member]]
	[[Category:Flat Earthers]]		[[Category:Flat Earthers]]