Evilution - Revision history

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	''Not to be confused with "[[Evolution]]".''		''Not to be confused with "[[Evolution]]".''

	== Description ==		== Basic Description ==
	'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale for grown-ups created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of ~~Evilution~~, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.		'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale for grown-ups created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
	[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]		[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion created by [[Satan]], worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners, being indoctrinated into good, ''vertically challenged'', innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion created by [[Satan]], worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners, being indoctrinated into good, ''vertically challenged'', innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.

imported>House Escalus at 17:36, 10 July 2017

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imported>House Escalus: Naturally...

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Naturally...

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	'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.		'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
	[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]		[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
	[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|241x241px]]		[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|241x241px]]
	It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the [[King Crocoduck\|Crocoduck]].		It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the [[King Crocoduck\|Crocoduck]].

imported>House Escalus at 02:58, 6 July 2017

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	== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==		== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==
	Of course, all of this impossible because Creationist science has taught us that, among other things, one ''kind'' of thing can never turn into a different ''kind'' of anything else. Also~~, there's~~...		Of course, all of this impossible because Creationist science has taught us that, among other things, one ''kind'' of thing can never turn into a different ''kind'' of anything else. Also...

	Evilution is just a theory, not a fact...		Evilution is just a theory, not a fact...
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	Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...		Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...

	Intelligent ~~design~~/~~creationism~~ is a real science...		"New" Intelligent Design/Creationism is real science...

	C''design proponents''ists do important science stuff...		C'''''design proponents'''''ists do important science stuff...

	Carbon dating doesn't work...		Carbon dating doesn't work...
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	If man evolved from monkeys...		If man evolved from monkeys...

	I donut wanna be a dang monkey...		''"I donut wanna be a dang monkey"''...

	We don't see any humans living in the zoo...		We don't see any humans living in the zoo...
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	The banana is intelligently designed...		The banana is intelligently designed...

	A painting needs a painter, an organism needs an orgasmer...		A painting needs a painter, a building needs a builder, and an organism needs an orgasmer...

	No transitional fossil has ever been discovered...		No transitional fossil has ever been discovered. Every presumed fossil is either just another ''variation'' of a modern animal or is a forgery...

	The crocoduck doesn't exist...		The crocoduck doesn't exist...

	All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist conspiracy...		All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist, secularist, God-Hating, anti-Christ conspiracy...

	Evilutionists changes their minds all the time about what the science says, while truth doesn't change...		Evilutionists changes their minds all the time about what the science says, while God's truth doesn't change...

	We are living in the 21st century, not in the year 4.5 billion...		We are living in the 21st century, not in the year 4.5 billion...
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	Humans and frogs cannot interbreed...		Humans and frogs cannot interbreed...

	You weren't there...		''"You weren't there"''...

	''"...90% of'' [all dating methods] ''contradict billions of years"''...		''"...90% of'' [all dating methods] ''contradict billions of years"''...

	[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUraR6rRwBM "Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the ~~earth~~..."]		''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUraR6rRwBM "Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the Earth"]''...

			Dinosaurs and humans lived together...

			Natural Selection can't create anything...

			Evilutionists don't know where the matter/energy in ''The Big Bang'' came from...

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Things that Debunk Evilution

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	''"...90% of'' [all dating methods] ''contradict billions of years"''...		''"...90% of'' [all dating methods] ''contradict billions of years"''...

			[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUraR6rRwBM "Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth..."]

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imported>House Escalus at 18:20, 4 July 2017

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	== Description ==		== Description ==
	'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.		'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
	[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]		[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.

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	== Description ==		== Description ==
	'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.		'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no God. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
	[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]		[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
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	Chimpanzees don't give birth to humans...		Chimpanzees don't give birth to humans...

	According to evilution, the first human male needed to wait millions of years for a suitable mate to appear, ~~that~~ is impossible...		According to evilution, the first human male needed to wait millions of years for a suitable mate to appear, which is impossible...

	It takes more faith to believe in evilution...		It takes more faith to believe in evilution...

imported>House Escalus at 22:17, 3 July 2017

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	Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners created by [[Satan]], being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
	[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|241x241px]]		[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|241x241px]]
	It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the Crocoduck.		It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the [[King Crocoduck\|Crocoduck]].

	== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==		== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==
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	You weren't there...		You weren't there...

			''"...90% of'' [all dating methods] ''contradict billions of years"''...

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imported>House Escalus at 14:44, 2 July 2017

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	Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...		Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...

	Intelligent design / creationism is a real science...		Intelligent design/creationism is a real science...

	~~Cdesign proponentsists~~ do important science stuff...		C''design proponents''ists do important science stuff...

	Carbon dating doesn't work...		Carbon dating doesn't work...
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	All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist conspiracy...		All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist conspiracy...

	Evilutionists changes their minds all the time about what the, while truth doesn't change...		Evilutionists changes their minds all the time about what the science says, while truth doesn't change...

	We are living in the 21st century, not in the year 4.5 billion...		We are living in the 21st century, not in the year 4.5 billion...

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Things that Debunk Evilution

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	Mutations don't add anything new...		Mutations don't add anything new...

	<span>We don't evolve wings when falling from great ~~nights~~, nor gills when drowning...</span>		<span>We don't evolve wings when falling from great heights, nor gills when drowning...</span>

	Genetic information always decreases...		Genetic information always decreases...

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	== Description ==		== Description ==
	'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school, and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.		'''''"Evilution"''''' is the fairy tale for grown-ups created by Darwinist Evolutionism-ists, which is just a conspiracy to keep Jesus' prayer out of school and teach kids that morality is subjective and there is no [[God]]. There are 6 types of Evilution, but the first 5 are not science because they have never been observed.
	[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]		[[File:"Six Types of 'Evolution'" by Dr. Kent Hovind.png\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners ~~created by [[Satan]]~~, being indoctrinated into good, vertically challenged, innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.		Because of this, it is a secular naturalistic atheistic religion created by [[Satan]], worshiped and believed on faith by heathens, sodomites, Catholics, God-haters (atheists), and sinners, being indoctrinated into good, ''vertically challenged'', innocent, good little God-fearing Christian children by lies in the public school textbooks and "non-true" Christians.
	[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|~~241x241px~~]]		[[File:The Different Stages of Evolution - Kent Hovind\|thumb\|240x240px]]
	It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the [[King Crocoduck\|Crocoduck]].		It teaches that "nothing" exploded in space creating "something". Then life came from a rock, evolved in to a monkey which then gave birth to a dog. Then, over millions of years, the dog evolved the ability to see, found someone to marry, and turned into a non-dog. Then that non-dog became a person, leaving behind no intermediary fossils except for the [[King Crocoduck\|Crocoduck]].

	== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==		== Things that Debunk '''''Evilution''''' ==
	Of course, all of this impossible because Creationist ~~science~~ has taught us that, among other things, one ''kind'' of thing can never turn into a different ''kind'' of anything else. Also...		Of course, all of this impossible because ''Creationist Science<sup>TM</sup>'' has taught us that, among other things, one ''kind'' of thing can never turn into a different ''kind'' of anything else. Also...

	Evilution is just a theory, not a fact...		Evilution is just a theory, not a fact...
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	The second law of Thermodynamics...		The second law of Thermodynamics...

	Macro evilution cannot be observed or proved because it is in the past, which is only ''"Historical Science"''...		Macro-evilution cannot be observed or proved because it is in the past, which is only ''"Historical Science"''...

	While Micro evilution can happen, since they are small changes, Macro evilution cannot since the small changes cannot add up over time, because reasons...		While Micro-evilution can happen, since they are small changes, Macro-evilution cannot since the small changes cannot add up over time, because reasons...

	<span>Evilutionists are just God-hating atheists who don't wanna be judged for their sins...</span>		<span>Evilutionists are just God-hating atheists who don't wanna be judged for their sins...</span>
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	Belief in evilution causes crime, racism, etc by making people behave like animals...		Belief in evilution causes crime, racism, etc by making people behave like animals...

	Mutations don't add anything new...		Mutations don't add anything new and are never beneficial...

	<span>We don't evolve wings when falling from great heights, nor gills when drowning...</span>		<span>We don't evolve wings when falling from great heights, nor gills when drowning...</span>
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	Genetic information always decreases...		Genetic information always decreases...

	Every example of evilution is losing something, aka devil-ution...		Every example of evilution is losing something which isn't evilution, it's de-evilution (aka ''devil''-ution)...

	Life cannot come from non-life...		Life cannot come from non-life...
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	Heavy elements cannot form...		Heavy elements cannot form...

			The fossil record doesn't exist...

	Galaxies, stars and planets cannot form via evilution...		Galaxies, stars and planets cannot form via evilution...
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	Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...		Everything happens for a reason, an undisputable law known by common sense that is violated by evilution...

	"New" Intelligent Design/Creationism is real science...		[[MrIntelligentDesign\|"New" Intelligent Design]]/Creationism is real science...

	C'''''design proponents'''''ists do important science stuff...		C'''''design proponents'''''ists do important science stuff...
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	The crocoduck doesn't exist...		The crocoduck doesn't exist...

			"Nothing" can't explode and create everything...

	All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist, secularist, God-Hating, anti-Christ conspiracy...		All supposed evidences for evilution are fraudulent, concocted by the great evil-atheist, secularist, God-Hating, anti-Christ conspiracy...