Nikon Coolpix P900 - Revision history

imported>House Escalus at 22:32, 23 March 2018

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	It has the ability to see cloaked aircraft that would normally be hidden from view.		It has the ability to see cloaked aircraft that would normally be hidden from view.

			Finding the curve of the Earth... '''''NOT!!!'''''

	(to be continued...)		(to be continued...)

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Supernatural Abilities

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	== Supernatural Abilities ==		== Supernatural Abilities ==
	It can zoom in. A lot.		It can zoom in. A lot.

			It can determine actual distance to an object even when all other devices are providing false measurements.

			It has the ability to see cloaked aircraft that would normally be hidden from view.

	(to be continued...)		(to be continued...)

imported>KevinBee at 07:12, 21 January 2018

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	== Flat Earthers on the Nikon Coolpix P900 ==		== Flat Earthers on the Nikon Coolpix P900 ==
	[[File:Scumbag P900 flat earth.png\|none\|thumb\|~~220x220px~~]]		[[File:Scumbag P900 flat earth.png\|none\|thumb\|412x412px]]

	== List of Known Owners ==		== List of Known Owners ==

imported>KevinBee: added picture of scumbag coolpix

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added picture of scumbag coolpix

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	Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC		Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC

			== Flat Earthers on the Nikon Coolpix P900 ==
			[[File:Scumbag P900 flat earth.png\|none\|thumb\|220x220px]]

	== List of Known Owners ==		== List of Known Owners ==

imported>House Escalus at 18:43, 13 January 2018

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	Soundly		Soundly

	Steven Gleave		Steven Gleave

	Dazzathecameraman		Dazzathecameraman

2600:1010:B109:611E:A0C:B7BD:11F3:9E7 at 16:04, 13 January 2018

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			Steven Gleave
	Dazzathecameraman		Dazzathecameraman

imported>House Escalus at 22:25, 17 October 2017

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	(No one really "owns" a P900...they just allow themselves to be used by their parishioners - Steve McRae)[[Category:GDC Lexicon]]		(No one really "owns" a P900... they just allow themselves to be used by their parishioners. -[[Steve McRae]])[[Category:GDC Lexicon]]
	[[Category:Flat Earthers]]		[[Category:Flat Earthers]]

imported>Steve McRae at 09:50, 15 September 2017

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	[[Satan]]		[[Satan]]

	(to be continued...)[[Category:GDC Lexicon]]		(to be continued...)

			(No one really "owns" a P900...they just allow themselves to be used by their parishioners - Steve McRae)[[Category:GDC Lexicon]]
	[[Category:Flat Earthers]]		[[Category:Flat Earthers]]

imported>House Escalus at 16:53, 14 September 2017

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	== Basic Description ==		== Basic Description ==
	{{Companion\|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png\|caption1 = The ~~Handwork~~ of God Himself.\|place_of_origin = Heaven\|current_owner = There are Many Owners as there are Many P900s\|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness\|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.		{{Companion\|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png\|caption1 = The Handiwork of God Himself\|place_of_origin = Heaven\|current_owner = There are Many Owners of the P900 as there are Many P900s\|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness\|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.

	== Supernatural Abilities ==		== Supernatural Abilities ==
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	Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: [[Jeranism]] wills it to be so.)		Tuesday- (Day of Rest; or Lord and Savior: [[Jeranism]] wills it to be so.)

	Wednesday- 12:00 PST- 9:00 EST		Wednesday- 9:00 PST- 12:00 EST

	Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT		Thursday- 15:25 UTC- 25:15 UCT
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	Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line.		Friday- Five separate (but equal) 15 minute periods of the owners choice towards the nearest horizon-line.

	Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 ~~UST~~		Saturday- 0:01 UTC- 23:59 UTC

	== List of Known Owners ==		== List of Known Owners ==

imported>House Escalus at 20:04, 13 September 2017

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	== Basic Description ==		== Basic Description ==
	{{Companion\|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png\|caption1 ~~= "Bow down, bitches!"\|place_of_origin~~ = The Handwork of God ~~himself,~~ Heaven\|current_owner = Many Owners as there are ~~many~~ P900s.\|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness\|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] ~~himself~~ to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.		{{Companion\|image1 = 26499 P900 left.png\|caption1 = The Handwork of God Himself.\|place_of_origin = Heaven\|current_owner = There are Many Owners as there are Many P900s\|power_level = 8,383,838,383,838,383}}Although not as powerful as the [[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness\|Great Gay Hat of Darkness]], the Nikon P900, also known as the ''"Truth Detector 9000"'', is definitely far more holy and is clearly the most cherished artifact in the observable Universe. It was made by the Nikon corporation in association with [[God]] to create the most red-pill camera anyone on the [[flat Earth]] has ever seen before. It is bestowed with the ability to detect freemason lizard-people's diabolical schemes from miles away and, due to it's stockpile of vinegar housed in a small extra-dimensional portal next to the image sensor, is totally immune to the negative effects of chemtrails on human skin tissue.

	== Supernatural Abilities ==		== Supernatural Abilities ==