Pew Review - Revision history

imported>KevinBee at 05:43, 15 February 2019

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	[[Hangout Sniping\|~~Sniping~~]] ~~Trolls~~ from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]		Sniping (not [[Hangout Sniping\|that kind]]) trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]

	[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]\|scientific_name = Trollius maximus}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]\|scientific_name = Trollius maximus}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

imported>KevinBee at 06:43, 11 June 2018

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	[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]		[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]

	[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]\|scientific_name = Trollius maximus}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.

imported>House Escalus at 02:23, 10 April 2018

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	[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]		[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]

	[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived ~~and made fun at King Steve of the North~~, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.
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	== Fhoon Phax ==		== Fhoon Phax ==
	Pew has a PhD in [[LGBT\|gay]] hats.		Pew has a PhD in [[LGBT\|gay]] hats.

			A "florida man."

	== The ''"Steve Soundboard"'' Saga ==		== The ''"Steve Soundboard"'' Saga ==

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2018-04-09T22:46:16Z

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	[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]		[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]

	[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived and made fun at King Steve of the North, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.

imported>House Escalus: Just corrected some spelling and updated the page to include the most accurate data currently available. I may revisit again later.

2018-04-07T21:39:16Z

Just corrected some spelling and updated the page to include the most accurate data currently available. I may revisit again later.

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	{{Member\|image1 = Voltaire pew.png\|gender = Male Velociraptor\|positions/opinions = Douchebag Atheist		{{Member\|image1 = Voltaire pew.png\|gender = Male Velociraptor\|positions/opinions = Douchebag Atheist

	Eloped With [[Steve McRae]]~~\|main_debating_focus = Various~~		Eloped With [[Steve McRae]]

			Divorced With [[Steve McRae]]\|main_debating_focus = Various

	Those who would Question the Transcendent Authority of ''Shrek'', Long may he Reign\|skills = ~~Shit-Posting~~ of Epic Proportions
			Those who would Question the Transcendent Authority of ''Shrek'', Long may he Reign


			"King Steve"\|skills = Shitposting of Epic Proportions

	Stealing [[Skylar Fiction\|Skylar Fiction's]] Hat		Stealing [[Skylar Fiction\|Skylar Fiction's]] Hat
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	[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts}}Arguably the greatest ~~shit-poster~~ who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts\|title1 = Pew Review\|caption1 = He Died Like He Lived: Shitposting and, Frankly my Dear, not Giving a Damn\|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChmldeXI8M7s7n4bo-Fw3Dg YouTube]

			[https://twitter.com/pewreview Twitter]}}Arguably the greatest shitposter who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.
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	Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae's]] hangouts. [citation needed]		Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae's]] hangouts. [citation needed]

	== ~~Recent Stuff~~ ==		== ''The ‘King Steve’ Incident'' ==
	~~I wrote~~ a ~~long~~, ~~detailed~~, and ~~balanced analysis~~ of a ~~bunch~~ of ~~stuff~~ that ~~happened recently~~, ~~especially about~~ what ~~happened between~~ Steve and Pew a ~~few~~ days ~~again~~. ~~It took roughly 2 hour~~ to ~~write~~. ~~However~~, ~~my computer crashed as I~~ was ~~adding~~ the ~~finishing touches~~ to ~~it and I lost~~ the ~~entire edit~~. ~~I am~~.... ~~deeply disappointed~~ by ~~this~~. ~~After a brief session~~ of the ~~5 stages~~ of ~~grief~~, ~~some healthy puppy-punting~~, and ~~a bit~~ of ~~self-reflection~~, I will ~~re-write~~ the ~~entire goddamned thing~~. ~~fml~~. -[[Hillel Finder]][[Category:GDC Member]]
			==== <u>This is written as impartially as possible for the editor at the moment. Please do not delete because of personal gripes or a desire for censorship from the larger Community. This Wiki and this Community are a democracy, and it was an old human newspaper that once said: “Democracy Dies in Darkness.” Also, it took me, like, four hours to write and then re-write this and would appreciate it not be deleted offhandedly. Thanks, and remember to always be excellent to each other.</u> ====
			……………………………………………………………………………………………..............................................

			On April 4, 2018, a date which will live in infamy, Pew Review noticed that he was still a member of the [[Great Debate Community]]; a well respected member at that, a member with a lot of influence, power, and access that a weaker shitposter could only dream of. Life was good. It was said that Pew looked out across his vast career, very proud (and perhaps a little ashamed) of all the things he’d done and all the time he’d spent to get where he was. Then, Pew thought to himself: '''''“This is nice and all, but what if it looked a little more like the Hindenburg?”'''''

			Pew then proceeded to maliciously and mercilessly attack [[Steve McRae]] and GDC Community as a whole by up-voting Mormon, Spirit Science, and [[CCP\|Assorted Moron]] videos under the name of the [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgnIsA-D3PX6g6gi6Nyuewg Official Great Debate Community YouTube channel], which were then posted, en masse, on [https://twitter.com/SteveMcRae_ Steve McRae’s Twitter account].

			Though his access was quickly revoked, and though Pew was quickly blocked by Steve in all conceivable ways on all conceivable platforms, Pew decided he wasn’t done with his massacre and took to [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae’s GDC Wiki page]] to vandalize it beyond recognition. His target was the info-box on the side of the page, in which he had the audacity to call Steve, among other things, “totally not [[LGBT\|gay]],” a “knockoff Gandalf,” to change his profile picture to…. something from Steve’s (presumably) college days, which Pew scavenged from the depths of Steve’s public Facebook page, and to redub him “King Steve.”

			Because of these actions, Steve barred Pew from the Great Debate Community, saying that he was “…NOT allowed under any circumstances to be allowed in the GDC [[Google Hangouts\|hangout]] or discord.” The next day, both parties went on to make statements and/or videos denouncing the actions of the other.

			Steve, after reverting all of Pew’s changes to his Wiki page, announced that Pew was now banned from the GDC Community and harshly rebuked him and his actions. He later went on to remove Pew’s position in the GDC as a Bureaucrat via popular vote from the [https://plus.google.com/u/1/communities/103523943494411190002 GDC Google+ page] and then to make [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDQA3yAWAAk a video] further explaining and defending his opinions and actions on the matter at hand.

			Pew, on the other hand, made [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WewTzzVcnOk a video] explaining “[His] side of the story” in which he claims that the whole ordeal was a minor April Fools joke whose actions and damages had been blown out of proportion by Steve, which admittedly, had the unforeseen consequence of accidentally spamming Steve’s Twitter feed, though he was not sorry for any of the supposed “vandalizing” he had inflicted on the [[Great Debate Community Wiki\|GDC Wiki]].

			As of the time of writing, these events and their corresponding drama are still very much real and affecting the Community, and will likely continue to do so into the unforeseeable future. As with the Death and Resurrection of the [[God\|Lord Jesus Crust]], the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, the ([[Flat Earth\|fake]]) Moon landings, the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr, or this Community’s debate over the definition of [[atheism]], there are some events that will forever be ingrained in the collective consciousness of the World. This, the swift and tragic downfall of Pew Review from the GDC, is certainly the newest, and perhaps the most profound, of these ever-enduring memories in Human history.

			This is [[Hillel Finder]], reporting live from GoFuckYourselfistan.[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>House Escalus: fml

2018-04-07T04:18:21Z

fml

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	== Sniping of Trolls ==		== Sniping of Trolls ==
	Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae's]] hangouts. [citation needed][[Category:GDC Member]]		Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae's]] hangouts. [citation needed]

			== Recent Stuff ==
			I wrote a long, detailed, and balanced analysis of a bunch of stuff that happened recently, especially about what happened between Steve and Pew a few days again. It took roughly 2 hour to write. However, my computer crashed as I was adding the finishing touches to it and I lost the entire edit. I am.... deeply disappointed by this. After a brief session of the 5 stages of grief, some healthy puppy-punting, and a bit of self-reflection, I will re-write the entire goddamned thing. fml. -[[Hillel Finder]][[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>House Escalus at 16:07, 24 December 2017

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	Sniping ~~trolls~~ from ~~hangouts~~}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		[[Hangout Sniping\|Sniping]] Trolls from Hangouts}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.
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	== The Great Voltaire Prophecy ==		== The Great Voltaire Prophecy ==
	On the 30th of May 1778, François-Marie Arouet, more commonly known as Voltaire, passed away. However, on his deathbed, instead of repenting his sins, he used his last threads of life left to speak a prophecy; a prophecy of a man born over 200 years after his time that would be a shitposter of [[God\|God-like]] proportions. This man would be born and brought up in a far away and magical fantasy realm known as “Florida”: A place where there were old people for miles and miles around; where the rocket launches were plentiful and the [[Flat Earth\|flat Earthers']] tears never ran dry.		On the 30th of May 1778, François-Marie Arouet, more commonly known as Voltaire, passed away. However, on his deathbed, instead of repenting his sins, he used his last threads of life left to speak a prophecy; a prophecy of a man born over 200 years after his time that would be a shitposter of [[God\|God-like]] proportions the likes of which the world has never seen. This man would be born and brought up in a far away and magical fantasy realm known as “Florida”: A place where there were old people for miles and miles around; where the rocket launches were plentiful and the [[Flat Earth\|flat Earthers']] tears never ran dry; a paradise on Earth.

	Voltaire continued, saying that this man would go-on to acquire ''[[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness]]'' which was said to be able to withstand tremendous forces of nature such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, sarcasm, ~~legal~~ narcotics, [[G Man]], and of course: dank memes.		Voltaire continued, saying that this man would go-on to acquire ''[[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness]]'' which was said to be able to withstand tremendous forces of nature such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, sarcasm, legally-obtained narcotics, [[G Man]], and of course: dank memes.

	This legendary hero would carve his marking on the face of the flat Ear- uh, I mean ''"planet"'' and become the most powerful being in the entire Universe.... or so the prophecy says. ;)		This legendary hero would carve his marking on the face of the flat Ear- uh, I mean ''"planet"'' and become the most powerful being in the entire Universe.... or so the prophecy says. ;)

	== Sniping of Trolls ==		== Sniping of Trolls ==
	Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae]]'s hangouts.[[Category:GDC Member]]		Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae\|Steve McRae's]] hangouts. [citation needed][[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>JamesGriffin64: Added stats for Pew sniping 22 trolls in one of Steve's hangouts. A record.

2017-12-24T05:31:13Z

Added stats for Pew sniping 22 trolls in one of Steve's hangouts. A record.

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	Being Divine}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.		Being Divine

			Sniping trolls from hangouts}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.
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	Voltaire continued, saying that this man would go-on to acquire ''[[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness]]'' which was said to be able to withstand tremendous forces of nature such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, sarcasm, legal narcotics, [[G Man]], and of course: dank memes.		Voltaire continued, saying that this man would go-on to acquire ''[[The Great Gay Hat of Darkness]]'' which was said to be able to withstand tremendous forces of nature such as supernovas, black hole spaghettification, sarcasm, legal narcotics, [[G Man]], and of course: dank memes.

	This legendary hero would carve his marking on the face of the flat Ear- uh, I mean ''"planet"'' and become the most powerful being in the entire Universe.... or so the prophecy says. ;)[[Category:GDC Member]]		This legendary hero would carve his marking on the face of the flat Ear- uh, I mean ''"planet"'' and become the most powerful being in the entire Universe.... or so the prophecy says. ;)

			== Sniping of Trolls ==
			Pew is a master [[Hangout Sniping\|sniper]] and has a record 22 troll snipes in one of [[Steve McRae]]'s hangouts.[[Category:GDC Member]]

imported>House Escalus at 18:37, 8 September 2017

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	== Fhoon Phax ==		== Fhoon Phax ==
	Pew has a PhD in [[LGBT\|~~Gay~~]] hats.		Pew has a PhD in [[LGBT\|gay]] hats.

	== The ''"Steve Soundboard"'' Saga ==		== The ''"Steve Soundboard"'' Saga ==

imported>Callzter at 07:02, 8 September 2017

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	Being Divine}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be ~~garound~~.		Being Divine}}Arguably the greatest shit-poster who has ever lived, Pew Review is a light-hearted, intelligent, and wonderful artist who is, in general, a very cool dude to be around.

	Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.		Also, he should watch out because [[G Man]] will be making a response video.