The Great Gay Hat of Darkness - Revision history

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	{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]		{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]

	[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness, otherwise known as the GGHoD or less formally known as "The Prophecy Cap", is an extra-galactic relic from the distant galaxy of NGC 1277 that coincidentally takes the exact appearance and physical makeup of an ordinary, black Ascot Cap made in Ireland.		[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness, otherwise known as the GGHoD or less formally known as ''"The Prophecy Cap"'', is an extra-galactic relic from the distant galaxy of NGC 1277 that coincidentally takes the exact appearance and physical makeup of an ordinary, black Ascot Cap made in Ireland.

	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==

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	After this, a Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to "return" the fashion accessory to America. The plane decided to dispose of the hat in central ~~Minnesota~~; opening the bomb-bay doors and letting the hat to fall to the ground. The jet then made a 3-Point-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow.		After this, a Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to "return" the fashion accessory to America. The plane decided to dispose of the hat in central Florida; opening the bomb-bay doors and letting the hat to fall to the ground. The jet then made a 3-Point-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow.

	The hat sat in the deep forests of ~~Minnesota~~ for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.		The hat sat in the deep forests of Florida for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.

	Over 2 years passed and Skylar Fiction was still in possession of the most powerful object ever discovered in the history of mankind. On the 31st of October 2015, [[Pew Review]] came to Skylar's house because he claimed to need Trick-Or-Treat confectioneries, but in reality he came to the mans residence in order to steal the extra-terrestial ascot cap as he was in need of a familiar icon for his recently created YouTube channel.		Over 2 years passed and Skylar Fiction was still in possession of the most powerful object ever discovered in the history of mankind. On the 31st of October 2015, [[Pew Review]] came to Skylar's house because he claimed to need Trick-Or-Treat confectioneries, but in reality he came to the mans residence in order to steal the extra-terrestial ascot cap as he was in need of a familiar icon for his recently created YouTube channel.

imported>Callzter at 05:18, 9 September 2017

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	{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]		{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]

	[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable ~~(Which, for~~		[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness, otherwise known as the GGHoD or less formally known as "The Prophecy Cap", is an extra-galactic relic from the distant galaxy of NGC 1277 that coincidentally takes the exact appearance and physical makeup of an ordinary, black Ascot Cap made in Ireland.
	~~Reference, is over 9000)~~}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness, otherwise known as the GGHoD or less formally known as "The Prophecy Cap", is an extra-galactic relic from the distant galaxy of NGC 1277 that coincidentally takes the exact appearance and physical makeup of an ordinary, black Ascot Cap made in Ireland.

	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==

imported>Callzter at 02:30, 9 September 2017

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	[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for		[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for
	Reference, is over 9000)}}~~[Callzter~~, ~~if you would be so kind..~~.]		Reference, is over 9000)}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness, otherwise known as the GGHoD or less formally known as "The Prophecy Cap", is an extra-galactic relic from the distant galaxy of NGC 1277 that coincidentally takes the exact appearance and physical makeup of an ordinary, black Ascot Cap made in Ireland.

	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==
	The ~~Great Gay~~ Hat ~~of Darkness~~ was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.		The Hat was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.		Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.

imported>House Escalus at 02:17, 9 September 2017

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	* Survive the deadly onslaught of dank memes while on the internet.		* Survive the deadly onslaught of dank memes while on the internet.
	* Prevent existential crises from the horrors of Georgia.		* Prevent existential crises from the horrors of Georgia.
	* Endure virtually any kind of physical impact that would normally mean certain death; be it direct Gamma-Ray-Burst exposure, highly radioactive solar flares or getting punched in the balls by [[Hana Zubby]].		* Endure virtually any kind of physical impact that would normally mean certain death; be it direct Gamma-Ray-Burst exposure, highly radioactive solar flares, or getting punched in the balls by [[Hana Zubby]].

	== Current Location ==		== Current Location ==

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	== ~~Origin and Discovery~~ ==		== Basic Description ==
	{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]		{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]

	[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for		[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for
	Reference, is over 9000)}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.		Reference, is over 9000)}}[Callzter, if you would be so kind...]

			== Origin and Discovery ==
			The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.		Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.

imported>House Escalus at 02:13, 9 September 2017

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	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==
	{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy of NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]		{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy: NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]
	[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.
			[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for
			Reference, is over 9000)}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.		Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.
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	''Eh?''		''"Eh?"''

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	After this, A Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to "return" the fashion accessory to America. The plane decided to dispose of the hat in central Minnesota; opening the bomb-bay doors and letting the hat to fall to the ground. The ~~Jet~~ then made a 3-Point-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow.		After this, a Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to "return" the fashion accessory to America. The plane decided to dispose of the hat in central Minnesota; opening the bomb-bay doors and letting the hat to fall to the ground. The jet then made a 3-Point-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow.

	The hat sat in the deep forests of Minnesota for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.		The hat sat in the deep forests of Minnesota for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.

imported>Callzter at 02:02, 9 September 2017

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	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==
	The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.		{{Companion\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''\|place_of_origin = The Distant Galaxy of NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]
			[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable}}The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.		Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.

imported>Callzter at 02:00, 9 September 2017

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	== Origin and Discovery ==		== Origin and Discovery ==
	~~{{Hat 2\|image1 = 2017-09-07.png\|home_galaxy = NGC 1277\|current_owner = [[Pew Review]]~~		The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	~~[[Skylar Fiction]] (Formerly)\|power_level = Immeasurable (Which, for~~
	~~Reference, is over 9000)\|caption1 = ''"Oh, you abide the Laws of Physics? That's Cute."''}}~~The Great Gay Hat of Darkness was forged inside the supermassive black hole at the center of the NGC 1277 galaxy approximately 220 million light years from Earth after a neutron star as dense as [[TrueEmpiricism]] fell into it. The resulting artifact from this collision was a small, round, hat-like object 20 centimeters across. Inside this astronomical orgy, the hat was so incredibly unstable that it was immediately flung out of the clusterfuck in the direction of the Milky Way galaxy at a velocity similar to how fast [[G Man]] spouts bullshit on his YouTube channel.

	Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.		Many years later, the "hat" entered the Sol star system in the Milky Way and was on a direct collision course for the third planet orbiting the star; a planet known as: Earth. It entered the atmosphere of the ocean-forest world on the 15th of February 2013, flying over many different Russian villages before slamming into the snow-covered ground near Lake Chebarkul. According to eyewitnesses, this object was a bright ball coming in quickly before shining incredibly brightly and then fading away into the horizon. Scientists assumed this was due to the "asteroid" exploding in the sky, but it was actually due to the Hat giving off a single pulse of extra-galactic energy before coming in for landing completely unharmed.

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	[[File:The Great Gay Hat of Darkness Entering The Earth's Atmosphere and Releasing a Pulse of Energy\|none\|thumb\|330x330px]]The hat was found by the Russian government military only hours after touchdown. They took it back to Moscow and showed it to Vladimir Putin himself for examination. The following is the actual transcript of the conversation between the soldiers and the president of Russia in regards to the hat.		[[File:The Great Gay Hat of Darkness Entering The Earth's Atmosphere and Releasing a Pulse of Energy\|none\|thumb\|330x330px]]The hat was found by the Russian government military only hours after touchdown. They took it back to Moscow and showed it to Vladimir Putin himself for examination. The following is the actual transcript of the conversation between the soldiers and the president of Russia in regards to the hat.

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	'''''<u>Soldier 1:</u>''' ''		'''''<u>Soldier 1:</u>''' ''

	''Gospodin Prezident, my nashli etu strannuyu irlandskuyu shlyapu u ozera Chebarkul'.''		''"Gospodin Prezident, my nashli etu strannuyu irlandskuyu shlyapu u ozera Chebarkul'."''

	(Mister President, we found this odd Irish hat near the lake of Chebarkul.)		(Mister President, we found this odd Irish hat near the lake of Chebarkul.)
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	'''''<u>Solider 2</u>''': ''		'''''<u>Solider 2</u>''': ''

	''To, chto moy kusok soldata-soldata pytayetsya skazat', sostoit v tom, chto eta shlyapa, kazalos', razorvala nedavniy meteor vozle ozera Chebarkul'. Tem ne meneye, nekotoryye dazhe govoryat, chto eta shlyapa - eto original'nyy meteor.''		''"To, chto moy kusok soldata-soldata pytayetsya skazat', sostoit v tom, chto eta shlyapa, kazalos', razorvala nedavniy meteor vozle ozera Chebarkul'. Tem ne meneye, nekotoryye dazhe govoryat, chto eta shlyapa - eto original'nyy meteor."''

	(What my cuck of a fellow soldier is trying to say is that this hat appeared to break off the recent meteor near Lake Chebarkul. However, some are even saying that this hat is the original meteor itself.)		(What my cuck of a fellow soldier is trying to say is that this hat appeared to break off the recent meteor near Lake Chebarkul. However, some are even saying that this hat is the original meteor itself.)
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	'''''<u>Putin:</u> '''''		'''''<u>Putin:</u> '''''

	''Cyka Blyat! Eto mozhet byt' kakoye-to amerikanskoye shpionskoye ustroystvo! Polozhite yego v samolet, proletete nad amerikoy i izbav'tes' ot neschastnoy veshchi! YA ne zabochus' o tom, gde, prosto sdelay eto!''		''"Cyka Blyat! Eto mozhet byt' kakoye-to amerikanskoye shpionskoye ustroystvo! Polozhite yego v samolet, proletete nad amerikoy i izbav'tes' ot neschastnoy veshchi! YA ne zabochus' o tom, gde, prosto sdelay eto!"''

	(Whore bitch! This might be some kind of ~~american~~ spy device! Put it in a plane, fly it over ~~america~~ and get rid of the wretched thing! I don't care where, just do it!)		(Whore bitch! This might be some kind of American, Obama, Capitalist spy device! Put it in a plane, fly it over America and get rid of the wretched thing! I don't care where, just do it!)

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	After this, A Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to return the fashion accessory. The plane ~~quickly flew over a secluded forest~~ in Minnesota ~~deep in~~ the ~~U.S mainland before the cargo hatch of the plane was opened~~ and the hat ~~fell~~ to the ground. The Jet made a U-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow ~~at supersonic speed~~.		After this, A Russian jet pilot was dispatched from the motherland to "return" the fashion accessory to America. The plane decided to dispose of the hat in central Minnesota; opening the bomb-bay doors and letting the hat to fall to the ground. The Jet then made a 3-Point-Turn and quickly flew back to Moscow.

	The hat sat in the deep forests of Minnesota for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.		The hat sat in the deep forests of Minnesota for approximately 6 days before it was picked up by a [[Skylar Fiction]] taking an afternoon jog. He examined it, found it to be of his taste, and took it home with him.
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	Over 2 years passed and Skylar Fiction was still in possession of the most powerful object ever discovered in the history of mankind. On the 31st of October 2015, [[Pew Review]] came to Skylar's house because he claimed to need Trick-Or-Treat confectioneries, but in reality he came to the mans residence in order to steal the extra-terrestial ascot cap as he was in need of a familiar icon for his recently created YouTube channel.		Over 2 years passed and Skylar Fiction was still in possession of the most powerful object ever discovered in the history of mankind. On the 31st of October 2015, [[Pew Review]] came to Skylar's house because he claimed to need Trick-Or-Treat confectioneries, but in reality he came to the mans residence in order to steal the extra-terrestial ascot cap as he was in need of a familiar icon for his recently created YouTube channel.

	Skylar happily allowed Pew to come into his house and go to the back and grab some extra candy, but Pew immediately ~~clobbed~~ him in the face, knocking him out. Then, he ran downstairs to the basement, cranked open the steel vault with a crowbar, grabbed the sought-after relic and quickly departed the building.		Skylar happily allowed Pew to come into his house and go to the back and grab some extra candy, but Pew immediately clobbered him in the face, knocking him out. Then, he ran downstairs to the basement, cranked open the steel vault with a crowbar, grabbed the sought-after relic and quickly departed the building.

	All of this is ~~absolute~~ CANON, and is not to be questioned whatsoever under penalty of death.		All of this is absolutely CANON, and is not to be questioned whatsoever under penalty of death.

	== Abilities ==		== Abilities ==