Arcane Logos

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Arcane Logos believes that birds fly by farting. He also believes that the Ark of the Covenant was an ancient power source and was located in a pyramid. He also thinks that it parted the Red Sea from its location in the pyramid. Arcane also believes that the Earth is flat, that the Earth is the center of the universe and that bunny rabbits have fangs and sneak into your bed at night to suck your brain juices. However, due to the timing of his adoption of flat-Earth beliefs, and the method by which he espouses those beliefs (memes and low-effort shitposting), it's believed by many that he's a Poe pretending to be a flat-Earther for the lulz. Arcane is rarely sober. He's smoked so much marijuana that one ounce of his sweat will get 50 people high. Do not stand too close to him on a hot day. Arcane also goes by the name "theghost" (or "3theghost").

Inane Logos

Arcane became Inane during his presuppositionalist period. Inane Logos was a bargain-bin presupper of the Sye ten Bruggencate school of stupidity. Inane Logos cheap bag of tricks more often backfired though, as even grasping this childish form of the presupp proved beyond his limited abilities. Inane Logos believed that by presupposing the existence of God, he had an answer to the problem of solipsism, one of the oldest philosophical problems there is, which amounted to claiming that "if solipsism was false, solipsism would be false."

Inane Logos' lazy presupp amounted to little more than "how do you know that?" or "you can't account for knowledge" but was easily countered by asking Inane how he was in a better position. Unsurprisingly, Inane has always floundered when pressed to give an account, or argument for his assertions. He remains in the bottom tier of the presupp little league.

Insane Logos

As if his tripping and free falling down the well of presupp wasn't bad enough for Arcane's drug addled brain to deal with, Arcane went from Inane in Insane when he began to adhere to conspiracy theories. From [Sandyhook] to [Reptilians rule the world], no notion was too crazy for Arcane to pontificate on.

Insane Logos and the Flat Earth

Ever the contrarian and champion of the hopelessly idiotic, Arcane's Christmases all came at once when the Flat Earth virus infected Google+. The perfect combination of religious ignorance, scientific illiteracy, fringe conspiracy paranoia and intellectual toxicity saw Arcane become one of the flat Earther's most fervent evangelists (well as fervent as a stoner like Arcane is capable of displaying). [Insert specific examples of Arcane's flat Earth stupidity]

Super Powers

- Fucktardery