Callzter

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Callzter is arguably the greatest human being to have ever existed and is credited with the creation of the GDC wiki.(CITATION NEEDED) He is so fucking awesome that every person in a google hangout he joins will have their heads implode from his epicness. (CITATION NEEDED). In all seriousness though, he's a tiny little whiny unhelpful brat who constantly pesters people on google hangouts for attention. (Citation NOT needed).

Flat Earth

Callzter claims that the reason he only debates flat earth is because he finds it more fun to debate than other subjects, when in actuality it's because he's so fucking one-dimensional he couldn't even face GMan in a debate on the age of the earth.

His ludicrous obsession with debunking the flat earth is only rivaled by his obsession with stuttering and interrupting people when they're talking, and quickly saying "oh sorry, you talk" before muting himself and continuing to masturbate to CoolHardLogic's Testing Flattards YouTube series.

Age

Callzter is widely considered the youngest member of the great debate community, at an absurd 15 years of age. This is astounding considering he is smart enough to come up with the idea of a GDC wiki in the first place.

Side Bitch #3

An inside joke between Callzter and Reds Rhetoric, Redline has given Callzter the nickname of "Side Bitch #3" to be a sort of side kick to Red. Who the other 2 side bitches are is anyones guess, and Callzter has no bloody clue who they are himself.