Kent Hovind

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> His name is Dr. Kent Hovind. He taught high school science for 15 years. He believes that the bible is true and scientifically accurate. Ken taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science. It only took 15 years for the school master to notice that Kent had no qualification besides a diploma mill fake PhD and fired Kent who then thought he could teach others about Dinosaurs. But that didn't work as well so Kent decided to teach others about finance and taxation. This also didn't work and landed him a 10 years sentence in prison, for tax evasion. In prison Kent was a roommate with a 350 pounds gorilla named Bubba who taught Kent how to grow rocks in water to prove evolution. Upon his release Kent married an anti-vaxer who as well has no former education or diplomas of any kind but lectures others on mercury in vaccines and how its all the corporations and pharmaceutical companies that are trying to make money. Kent is a hair away from believing there are reptilian aliens in the government.

Family

Kent has a son named Eric who also inherited the derp gene from his father. Kent and Eric are now estranged and frequently send each other dried feces via the post office.

The Hovind Theory

Potholer54 has a great video on the Hovind theory...with music and everything.

Super Powers

- Taught high school science for 15 years without knowing anything about science.

- Vulnerable to Potholer54