Callzter

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Callzter is arguably the greatest human being to have ever existed. ^{[citation needed]} He is so fucking awesome that every person in a google hangout he joins will have their heads implode from his epicness. ^{[citation needed]} In all seriousness though, he's a tiny little whiny unhelpful brat who constantly pesters people on Google hangouts for attention. (Citation NOT Needed).

Flat Earth

Callzter claims that the reason he only debates flat earth is because he finds it more fun to debate than other subjects, when in actuality it's because he's so fucking one-dimensional he couldn't even face G Man in a debate on the age of the Earth.

His ludicrous obsession with debunking the flat-Earth is only rivaled by his obsession with stuttering and interrupting people when they're talking, and quickly saying "oh sorry, you talk" before muting himself and continuing to masturbate to CoolHardLogic's Testing Flattards YouTube series.

Age

Callzter is widely considered the youngest member of the great debate community, at an absurd 15 years of age. This is astounding considering he is smart enough to come up with the idea of a GDC wiki in the first place.

Side Bitch #3

An inside joke between Callzter and Reds Rhetoric, Redline has given Callzter the nickname of "Side Bitch #3" to be a sort of sidekick to Red. Who the other 2 side bitches are is anyones guess, and Callzter has no bloody clue who they are himself.

Trivia

• Callzter stole the idea of a GDC wiki from Pew Review and passed it off as his own.
• His profile picture is a wave because it's in the shape of the letter "C" standing for "Callzter".
• Callzter once debated against YEC but quit and moved onto Flat Earth because Astronomy is more of his thing rather than biology.
• Callzter is rumored to have once ran a Gaming channel many years ago but quit. These rumors have turned out to be absolutely true.
• Callzter was a Christian until age 11 when he "simply realized it was all bullshit." (His words).

• According to legend, Callzter's grandfather was a teacher at the same elementary school and at the same time that Ewan McGregor (who played Obi-Wan Kenobi in the God-awful Star Wars prequel films) was attending.