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{{Member|title1 = VonHelton|image1 = Von helton profile.jpg|gender = Male|main_debating_focus = Reality}}[IN PROGRESS] | == Basic Description == | ||
{{Member|title1 = VonHelton|image1 = Von helton profile.jpg|gender = Male|main_debating_focus = Reality|links = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzsYqIrMwTG9nzuGrC84ttQ YouTube]|positions/opinions = Hybrid of Fundamentalist Christianity, Paganism and Self-Worship|skills = Weapons-Grade Delusion Bullshit Manufacturing | |||
Spousal Abuse | |||
Child Neglect | |||
Running Methamphetamine-Assisted Hangout Marathons}}Suffers from ''Pseudologia Phantastica''. | |||
[IN PROGRESS] | |||
== VonHelton's Claims About Himself == | |||
* Invented the Stealth Fighter | |||
* Invented the ion drive (which ''NASA'' stole from him) | |||
* Is a real vampire | |||
* "The Punisher" was based on his life | |||
* Opened for Run DMC in the 80s | |||
== Actual facts about VonHelton == | |||
* Von's mother lives in a trailer nearby his trailer, and still pays his bills even though Von is in his 50s | |||
* Von has spent 8+ hours in hangouts in front of the computer while his kid could clearly be heard crying in the background | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XQDLMUcXUY VonHelton drinks from the toilet] | |||
== 2018 Dumbfuck of The Year == | |||
<nowiki>#</nowiki>notmydumbfuck | |||
[[Anthony Riley]] should have won![[Category:Assorted Morons]] | |||
[[Category:Dumb Fuck of the Year]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:54, 8 January 2019
Basic Description
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<title source="title1"> <default>VonHelton</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Suffers from Pseudologia Phantastica. [IN PROGRESS]
VonHelton's Claims About Himself
- Invented the Stealth Fighter
- Invented the ion drive (which NASA stole from him)
- Is a real vampire
- "The Punisher" was based on his life
- Opened for Run DMC in the 80s
Actual facts about VonHelton
- Von's mother lives in a trailer nearby his trailer, and still pays his bills even though Von is in his 50s
- Von has spent 8+ hours in hangouts in front of the computer while his kid could clearly be heard crying in the background
- VonHelton drinks from the toilet
2018 Dumbfuck of The Year
#notmydumbfuck
Anthony Riley should have won!
