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Anthony Riley should have won![[Category:Assorted Morons]] | [[Anthony Riley]] should have won![[Category:Assorted Morons]] | ||
[[Category:Dumb Fuck of the Year]] | [[Category:Dumb Fuck of the Year]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:54, 8 January 2019
Basic Description
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<title source="title1"> <default>VonHelton</default> </title> <image source="image1">
</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Suffers from Pseudologia Phantastica. [IN PROGRESS]
VonHelton's Claims About Himself
- Invented the Stealth Fighter
- Invented the ion drive (which NASA stole from him)
- Is a real vampire
- "The Punisher" was based on his life
- Opened for Run DMC in the 80s
Actual facts about VonHelton
- Von's mother lives in a trailer nearby his trailer, and still pays his bills even though Von is in his 50s
- Von has spent 8+ hours in hangouts in front of the computer while his kid could clearly be heard crying in the background
- VonHelton drinks from the toilet
2018 Dumbfuck of The Year
#notmydumbfuck
Anthony Riley should have won!
