Dragnauct

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Dragnauct is the co-producer of Talking Shit Tuesday, or so he likes to think as he doesn't even know what the hell a fucking producer even does in the videography industry. He also thinks that holding his I-phone under the stalls of the mens bath room at a truck stop on I-35 qualifies him to refer to himself as a "movie maker".

Education

Dragnauct has over the last few years been furthering his education by taking college courses in biology and genetics, however TrueEmpiricism claims that he is only taking these very difficult and challenging course just to "impress people on the Internet"...which makes little to no sense, since if Dragnauct simply wanted to impress people on the Internet he would just whip out his impressive 9' BBC on air.

Fun Facts

His crustaceans enjoy Popeyes.

He himself can't afford to eat Popeyes and often has to settle for KFC.

Is the only human being on the (Ba'al) Earth that Is an autotroph that can produce organic compounds such as carbohydrates, fats, and proteins from inorganic carbon dioxide via sunlight...because he is black.