The Ronnies
Award ceremony to be held near year end of 2017 to give out various awards for special categories. The penultimate award ceremony second only to Reds Rhetoric's Dumbfuck of the Year Award.
This is a QUICK and DIRTY List of Categories and Potential Winners for Each One.
The furtherest someone has been able to stick their head up "Ronnies" ass:
The person who received the biggest handing of their own ass to them in a debate or engagement:
The most amount of mutes and boots in single live hangout:
The most amount of citations of papers from a single person that actually refuted that persons claim. (This one is always given by default given to +tommy hall for the infamous Tommy Hall Effect- The effect when Tommy Hall attempts to cite a paper, that he never actually has read himself, which always ends up refuting the very thing Tommy Hall is claiming):
The most likely to be the parent of an illegitimate love child with "Ronnie". (Gender is non-applicable... as we are all for equality here):
- G Man or Antonio
The most likely TO BE the illegitimate love child of "Ronnie" and that other parent:
- Bojo or Zulu
The person with the shittiest rap caught on video this year:
- G Man/Antonio
Most likely to get something right... for once. (The broken clock award):
Worse misuse of a words:
- G Man for use of God/gods
- Vekl for Intrinsic/subjective
- Ronnie for Dissolve/degrade
- DD for Criterion/Mechanism
- Tommy Hall for consciousness, mechanism, and random
Most improved critical thinker:
G Man for changing his positions on vaccines.
Most likely to change a theist to athiest.
DD
Jesus saves
Nephi
Ellen G. White award who uses SDA award who also thinks SDA is a cult.
Matt Slick.
Kevin G
Ted Haggard award: Award for thinking virsus's are created by homosexual activiy.
Carlos (Jesus saves)
In one ear out the other.
Gman
ATP Mayonnaise Award The person who speaks the most amount of gibberish:
QE, JJ, TE
The most lip smacking and fake laughter award.
Trey Jadlow
Get along little doggies award: For most Gish Galloping
G-Consciousness
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD for being unable to figure out how hangouts work.
NEPHILIMFREE
Who is the bigest object credit giver.
Most likely to die a virgin:
Antonio
The Pancake Award: Eve
The Bottom of the Barrel: Arcane
Best POE award: MG42PILLBOX or RAN CAMPBELL
Serendipity award: Jeranism award (Troll living under a bridge)
Greatest use of plagiarism: C Brown
The Bionic Dance argument (most self-refuting): Betty or Outbound
The "The HT Wix" award for not being figure out what first person means: The HT Wix
The Red Barron award:
The EGGxperimetation award: Mr ID.
The H20 NO award: Shawn for not understanding basic water chemistry.
Most likely to mishandle wildlife
Categories & Definitions
Put the names of the people below the description of the category. People can compete in multiple categories. Past winners can also win again the next year. First category is an example of the content including nomination, past winners and past nominations
Name of the award follow the template: Ronnie in (description) i.e Ronnie in Fucktardery. Nominations follow the template: Nominated for a 2017 Ronnie in Fucktardery.
Fucktardery/Fucktard in a leading role/Fucktard in a supporting role
Awarded for being an overall Fucktard
Nominated for a 2017 Ronnie in Fucktardery
- True Empiricism
- G Man
- Antonio
- Arcane Logos
- DD
Past Winners:
- 2017 [Name]
Past Nominations
- 2017 Nominations
Psychological Projection
Awarded for Attributing own Shortcomings to Others (Projection)
Whine and Cheese
Awarded for whining, bitching, and moaning. Basically, being Ronnie.
ATP Mayonaise
Awarded for erroneous understanding and description of a natural, biological or chemical mechanisms attributed to God.
Talking Shit
Awarded by viewers of JD Kain's TST show for talking shit.
Dunning-Krueger
Awarded for not realizing how one lacks knowledge and education on a particular topic while claiming being a PhD on the topic.
Young Flat Earth Creationism
Awarded for not only being a flat Earther but also a young earth creationist... top of the derp meter.
Butthurtitis
Dishonesty
Awarded for doubling down and being overall dishonest.
Fucked-up Logic
Condescending Prick
Nominated for a 2017 Ronnie in being a condescending prick:
Ball Washing
Awarded for being a ball washer and supporting a friend even when presented with evidence.
Lifetime Achievement Award
Awarded for continuous and long term idiocy in multiple categories.
