The Ronnies
Award ceremony to be held near year end of 2017 to give out various awards for special categories. The penultimate award ceremony second only to Reds Rhetoric's Dumbfuck of the Year Award.
This is a QUICK and DIRTY List of Categories and Potential Winners for Each One.
The furthest someone has been able to stick their head up
"Ronnies" ass:
Antonio Fletcher
The person who received the biggest handing of their own ass to
them in a debate or engagement:
TrueEmpiricism
The most amount of mutes and boots in single live hangout:
Darth Dawkins
The most amount of citations of papers from a single person that
actually refuted that persons claim. (This one is always given by
default given to +tommy hall for the infamous Tommy Hall Effect-
The effect when Tommy Hall attempts to cite a paper, that he
never actually has read himself, which always ends up refuting the
very thing Tommy Hall is claiming):
Nephi /Tommy Hall
The most likely to be the parent of an illegitimate love child with
"Ronnie". (Gender is non-applicable... as we are all for equality
here):
G Man or Antonio
The most likely TO BE the illegitimate love child of "Ronnie" and
that other parent:
Brojo or Zulu
The person with the shittiest rap caught on video this year:
G Man, Antonio Fletcher
Most likely to get something right...for once:
(The broken clock award)
Betty Van Velsen
Worse misuse of words:
G Man for use of God/gods
Vekl for Intrinsic/subjective/arbitrary
Ronnie for dissolve/degrade/disintegrate
Darwins Deity for Criterion/Mechanism
Tommy Hall for consciousness, mechanism, and random
Most improved critical thinker:
G Man for changing his positions on vaccines.
Most likely to change a theist to atheist:
Darwins Deity
Jesus saves(Carlos)
NephilimFree
Uses SDA arguments who also thinks SDA is a cult:
(Ellen G. White award)
Matt Slick or Kevin G
Award for thinking viruses are created by
homosexual activiy:
(Ted Haggard award)
Jesus saves(Carlos)
The in one ear out the other award:
G man
ATP Mayonnaise Award:
(The person who speaks the most amount
of gibberish)
Quantum Eraser, Jungle Jargon and TrueEmpiricism
The most lip smacking and fake laughter award:
Trey Jadlow
For most Gish Galloping:
(Get along little doggies award)
G-Consciousness
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD for being unable to figure out
how hangouts work.
NEPHILIMFREE
Who is the biggest object credit giver:
Jungle Jargon
Most likely to die a virgin:
Antonio Fletcher or G Man.
(But wasn't he married once according to his answered prayer
argument?)
The Pancake Award:
Eve Reele
The Bottom of the Barrel Award:
Arcane Logos
Best POE award:
MG42PILLBOX or RAN CAMPBELL
Serendipity award:
Jeranism award (Troll living under a bridge)
Greatest use of plagiarism:
C Brown
The Bionic Dance argument (most self-refuting):
Betty or Outbound
Most likely to mishandle wildlife:
NephlimFree or G Man
The "The HT Wix" award for not being figure out what
"first person" means:
The HT Wix
The EGGxperimetation award:
Mr Intelligent Design
The H20 NO award:
Shawn for not understanding basic water chemistry.
Psychological Projection
Awarded for Attributing own Shortcomings to Others (Projection)
Whine and Cheese
Awarded for whining, bitching, and moaning. Basically, being Ronnie.
ATP Mayonaise
Awarded for erroneous understanding and description of a natural, biological or chemical mechanisms attributed to God.
Talking Shit
Awarded by viewers of JD Kain's TST show for talking shit.
Dunning-Krueger
Awarded for not realizing how one lacks knowledge and education on a particular topic while claiming being a PhD on the topic.
Young Flat Earth Creationism
Awarded for not only being a flat Earther but also a young earth creationist... top of the derp meter.
Butthurtitis
Dishonesty
Awarded for doubling down and being overall dishonest.
Fucked-up Logic
Condescending Prick
Nominated for a 2017 Ronnie in being a condescending prick:
Ball Washing
Awarded for being a ball washer and supporting a friend even when presented with evidence.
Lifetime Achievement Award
Awarded for continuous and long term idiocy in multiple categories.
