The Ronnies
Award ceremony to be held near year end of 2017 to give out various awards for special categories. The penultimate award ceremony second only to Reds Rhetoric's Dumbfuck of the Year Award.
This is a QUICK and DIRTY List of Categories and Potential Winners for Each One.
The furthest someone has been able to stick their head up "Ronnie's" ass:
The person who received the biggest handing of their own ass to them in a debate or engagement:
The most amount of mutes and boots in single live hangout:
The most amount of citations of papers from a single person that actually refuted that persons claim:
(This one is always given by default given to +tommy hall for the infamous Tommy Hall Effect: I.E. when Tommy Hall attempts to cite a paper, that he never actually has read himself, which always ends up refuting the very thing Tommy Hall is claiming):
The most likely to be the parent of an illegitimate love child with"Ronnie". (Gender is non-applicable... as we are all for equality here):
The most likely TO BE the illegitimate love child of "Ronnie" and that other parent:
Brojo or Zulu
The person with the shittiest rap caught on video this year:
G Man, Antonio Fletcher
Most likely to get something right... for once (The broken clock award):
Worse misuse of words:
G Man for use of God/ gods
Vekl for Intrinsic, subjective, and arbitrary
Ronnie for dissolve, degrade, and disintegrate
Darwins Deity for Criterion and Mechanism
Tommy Hall for consciousness, mechanism, and random
Most improved critical thinker:
G Man for changing his positions on vaccines
Most likely to change a theist to atheist:
Darwins Deity
Jesus saves (Carlos)
NephilimFree
Uses SDA arguments who also thinks SDA is a cult (Ellen G. White award):
Matt Slick or Kevin G
Award for thinking viruses are created by homosexual activity (Ted Haggard award):
Jesus saves (Carlos)
The in one ear out the other award:
G Man
ATP Mayonnaise Award (The person who speaks the most amount of gibberish):
Quantum Eraser, Jungle Jargon and TrueEmpiricism
The most lip smacking and fake laughter award:
For most Gish Galloping (Get along little doggies award):
G-Consciousness
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD for being unable to figure out how hangouts work:
NEPHILIMFREE
Who is the biggest object credit giver:
Jungle Jargon
Most likely to die a virgin:
Antonio Fletcher or G Man.
(But wasn't he married once according to his answered prayer argument?)
The Pancake Award:
Eve Reele
The Bottom of the Barrel Award:
Best POE award:
Serendipity award:
Jeranism award (Troll living under a bridge)
Greatest use of plagiarism:
The Bionic Dance argument (most self-refuting):
Betty or Outbound
Most likely to mishandle wildlife:
NephlimFree or G Man
The "The HT Wix" award for not being figure out what "first person" means:
The EGGxperimetation award:
The H20 NO award:
Shawn for not understanding basic water chemistry
Psychological Projection
Awarded for Attributing own Shortcomings to Others (Projection)
Whine and Cheese
Awarded for whining, bitching, and moaning. Basically, being Ronnie.
ATP Mayonaise
Awarded for erroneous understanding and description of a natural, biological or chemical mechanisms attributed to God.
Talking Shit
Awarded by viewers of JD Kain's TST show for talking shit.
Dunning-Krueger
Awarded for not realizing how one lacks knowledge and education on a particular topic while claiming being a PhD on the topic.
Young Flat Earth Creationism
Awarded for not only being a flat Earther but also a young earth creationist... top of the derp meter.
Butthurtitis
Dishonesty
Awarded for doubling down and being overall dishonest.
Fucked-up Logic
Condescending Prick
Nominated for a 2017 Ronnie in being a condescending prick:
Ball Washing
Awarded for being a ball washer and supporting a friend even when presented with evidence.
Lifetime Achievement Award
Awarded for continuous and long term idiocy in multiple categories.
