VonHelton

Basic Description

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</image> <group> <header>Information</header> <label>Gender</label> <label>Scientific Name</label> <label>Positions</label> <label>Debating Against</label> <label>Skills</label> <label>Links</label> </group> </infobox> Suffers from Pseudologia Phantastica. [IN PROGRESS]

VonHelton's Claims About Himself

• Invented the Stealth Fighter
• Invented the ion drive (which NASA stole from him)
• Is a real vampire
• "The Punisher" was based on his life

Actual facts about VonHelton

• Von's mother lives in a trailer nearby his trailer, and still pays his bills even though Von is in his 50s
• Von has spent 8+ hours in hangouts in front of the computer while his kid could clearly be heard crying in the background
• VonHelton drinks from the toilet